WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders And Chairs 2015 Predictions

1. TLC Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Roman Reigns

People are pretty much assuming Roman will win here, but I think WWE will go with Sheamus for a bit longer. Reigns loses due to outside interference from the League of Nations. Maybe he’ll cry again in the end.

2. Intercontinental Championship Match: Kevin Owens (c) vs. Dean Ambrose








Ambrose cannot win here. He just can’t. I believe with all my might that we’re living in the universe where Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn at WrestleMania for the Intercontinental Championship. Owens will retain.

3. Ladder Match for the Tag Team Championship: The New Day (c) vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Usos

This should be your match of the night. The New Day’s absurdist comedy plus the violence of ladder matches could be something special. The Usos are good hands to have in matches like this even if they aren’t individually spectacular, and Kalisto is more or less individually spectacular enough for everyone. God bless Sin Cara if he makes it through the match without falling off something and hurting himself. The New Day should absolutely retain

4. Divas Championship Match: Charlotte (c) vs. Paige


You’ve got Flair there for a reason. I see Charlotte retaining, and I hope it revolves around her going full-on nuclear heel.

5. 8-Man Elimination Tables Match: The Wyatt Family vs. The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno

If the Wyatt Family as a combined unit can’t beat a bunch of 40-year olds in t-shirts, I don’t even know.

6. Chairs Match for the United States Championship: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger

This should be an easy win for Del Rio, dressed up to look like a difficult one. I just hope they find a way to have Swagger set himself up for the Tree of Woe double-stomp while holding a chair, just to see how they do it and how long it takes.

7. Ryback vs. Rusev

If we’re being honest, the finish here should be Rusev murking Ryback and winning clean by submission, because Rusev probably still has a future and Ryback’s gonna be an ice cold, merch-peddling action figure whether he wins or loses. If we can get out of this without any dumb personal or sexual storylines escalating, we’ll consider it a victory.

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