WWE WrestleMania 33 takes place tonight at Camping World Stadium in Orlando,
Florida, hosted by The New Day. Below is the final card for the event:
WWE Universal Title Match
Brock Lesnar vs. Bill Goldberg ©
-> So despite neither of them being regular roster members, these two will
be fighting for the Universal Championship. After all, it makes perfect
sense that the guy who wrecked Lesnar multiple times would not only feel
like he has something to prove, but he'd also put his title on the line
in order to do that, right? If WWE were smart in booking this, it would
be Lesnar who was going in as the champion so he has something to offer
Goldberg in exchange for the rematch. On paper, this is
great, but you'd have to ignore that the match will either be super
short or terrible and the repercussions to come out of it will be Lesnar
holding the title hostage until SummerSlam.
PREDICTION: Brock Lesnar wins.
WWE Title Match
Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt ©
-> While I still maintain my previous criticisms that this match should
have instead been a regular non-championship triple threat that also
included Luke Harper and the WWE Championship should have revolved
around two other people, I'll submit that the babyface turn with Orton
burning Sister Abigail's burial site was pretty cool and helped this
feud out immensely. I don't love the idea that our two main champions by
the end of WrestleMania will be Brock Lesnar and Randy Orton, so I´m hoping for Bray Wyatt to keep the title.
PREDICTION: Bray Wyatt retains the title.
Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match for the RAW Women’s Title
Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Bayley ©
-> Three of these women are very talented, but I would have much rather
preferred just Sasha against Bayley. One of the downsides to the brand
split is that I've now seen Sasha and Charlotte lock up every single
week in some fashion for what, a year? I've been fed up with Charlotte
for the longest time and her inclusion only hinders it in my mind. But
then you add Nia Jax to the mix and things just get worse. This will be a
case where it won't be as good as they'll make it out to be, but
everyone will have to sort of swallow the pill and talk it up as the
best of all time or something because it just so happens to have 3 of
the 4 Horsewomen of NXT in it. As this is now an elimination-style
match, I'm really hoping (although I have zero faith it'll happen) that
Nia Jax gets taken out almost immediately and Charlotte doesn't last too
long, either, so we mostly get Sasha against Bayley.
PREDICTION: Bayley wins unless Sasha turns heel during the match to become champion.
WWE United States Title Match
Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho ©
-> I've yapped on and on about how this should be for the Universal
Championship instead, so I'll save you that rant again. Ignoring that
fact, this should be amazing. I really hope WWE gives them the proper
time they deserve instead of shortchanging them. This can't be swept
under the rug. It's the best thing they have going for this card.
PREDICTION: Kevin Owens wins the title
WWE Intercontinental Title Match
Baron Corbin vs. Dean Ambrose ©
-> I was hoping this would be a gimmick match of sorts (preferably Falls
Count Anywhere) but it doesn't appear to have any kind of stipulation
attached to it. Thus, it's more along the lines of a filler match
compared to the more important things, even though Ambrose and Corbin
are both entertaining and they have the potential to do something fun.
Maybe they're saving a gimmick match for Backlash so they don't overload
WrestleMania with too many No DQ stipulations, which I'm fine with. I
can't imagine this stealing the show or even being something people
particularly remember happened by the end of the night, but I like both
guys, so I'm interested nevertheless.
PREDICTION: Baron Corbin wins the title
Triple Threat Ladder Match for the RAW Tag Team Titles
Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Luke Gallows & Karl
Anderson ©
-> I could very well see this being bumped to the pre-show along with the
Cruiserweight Championship and battle royal matches, but if not, it will
be used as a sort of buffer match instead, being booked in a spot where
people might be okay with missing it. Now that the ladder stipulation
has been added, I think this will be a lot more entertaining.
PREDICTION: Gallows and Anderson retain.
Six-Pack Challenge for the SmackDown Women’s Title
Naomi vs. Mickie James vs. Carmella vs. Natalya vs. Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss
©
-> Everybody thinks Naomi will win back the title. But don´t forget Mickie James.
Non-Sanctioned Match
Triple H vs. Seth Rollins
-> Rumor has it this will just be a short brawl, which is
better than nothing. I'm convinced that Samoa Joe will be making an appearance coming
out here to help Triple H before Finn Balor evens the odds on Seth's
behalf, getting both of those guys on the card as well without
dedicating a match to them.
PREDICTION: If the
match actually happens, then unless an injury prevents it from going
down properly, I think Rollins definitely wins, if you can technically
win it instead of just looking strong in the end.
Roman Reigns vs. The Undertaker
-> Roman Reigns should turn heel before this match takes place. I'm even
okay with him beating The Undertaker if they turn him heel, but they
can't have him do it as a babyface. This is your chance, WWE. Don't fuck
it up.
PREDICTION: I don't put it past WWE to refuse to budge on the
babyface Reigns mentality but to also be confused as to why he doesn't
get any reaction against The Undertaker.
John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse
Special Guest Ring Announcer: Al Roker
-> While I think both The Miz and John Cena deserve better, I'm interested
to see Maryse back in the ring and I have to admit that this feud has
been pretty damn good. Hopefully, the feud continues to follow that
trend and it ends up being more than just a glorified proposal segment. I
don't want to see a squash match.
PREDICTION: Cena and Nikki win.
Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
-> I'm really disappointed that this was something they decided to go
with. AJ Styles should be in a match that will actually turn heads and
be considered one of the main events, not pushed aside and given a
random thing with Shane. I understand that he's the head of SmackDown
and in theory, this should be huge, but it just isn't. Even Corey
Graves agrees with that sentiment as he said it does nothing for him on
Bring it to the Table. Could be worse, could be MUCH better.
PREDICTION: Styles wins.
Kickoff Pre-show: WWE Cruiserweight Title Match
Austin Aries vs. Neville ©
-> This is now confirmed to be on the pre-show, but don't let that
discourage you. We all knew that was coming eventually. The
cruiserweight division is an offshoot C-show (or even D-show if you rank
NXT above it) and there's no way it wouldn't have been bumped off the
main card. Knowing that information ahead of time just cuts to the
chase, but the match itself should still be great. Aries and Neville are
going to want to prove themselves even more now that they're on the
kickoff and if they're given enough time, they could steal the entire
show. At the very least, they could bring the type of intensity and
energy needed to the start of WrestleMania for it to ride the momentum
throughout a good portion of the rest of the night. Both Neville and
Aries are great, so this match should in turn be pretty awesome if they
can just do their thing without rushing.
PREDICTION: Austin Aries wins the championship.
Kickoff Pre-show: Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman, Goldust, R-Truth, Curtis Axel, Dolph Ziggler, Jey
Uso, Jimmy Uso, Chad Gable, Jason Jordan, Primo, Epico, Bo Dallas, Jinder
Mahal, Rhyno, Heath Slater, Apollo Crews, Mojo Rawley, Big Show, Curt Hawkins,
Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Tian Bing, Mark Henry, Killian Dain
-> Big Show, Braun Strowman or maybe Finn Balor will win.
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