Survivor Series 2016 predictions

Here are my predictions for tonights WWE Survivor Series:

1. Singles Match – Gold Berg Vs BrockLesnar


-> This one’s tough. The easy call is to give Lesnar his win back, but Goldberg’s been surprisingly intense thus far, and I kind of want to see him become the Hero of Children that he’s been trying to be. I mean, Goldberg spearing Brock Lesnar out of his boots for a clean pinfall would hardly be the weirdest occurrence of 2016. Hardly. But still, I’d feel like a fool picking against Lesnar here. I’ve got Brock.

2. Survivor Series 5 On 5 Elimination Match.
Team Raw (Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Roman Reigns, Braun Strowman, and Seth Rollins) Vs Team SmackDown (AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, and Shane McMahon)

-> Barring an interference from The Undertaker or something else crazy happening, I feel like Raw is going to take this one. James Ellsworth will probably cause someone a pinfall. In the end, I think Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins are your survivors.

3. Survivor Series 5 On 5 Womens Elimination Match.
Team Raw (Charlotte Flair, Bayley, Nia Jax, Alicia Fox, and Sasha Banks) Vs Team SmackDown (Nikki Bella, Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss, Carmella, and Naomi) (with Natalya)

-> Possibly the most talented group of women the WWE has had in one ring at one time. This match is going to make me seriously depressed that they’re not all together on one brand. This is a tough one. I could see Smackdown coming out on top with Nikki as the sole survivor. But my gut tells me it’s probably going to be Raw, with Charlotte and maybe Nia Jax surviving in the end.

4. Survivor Series 10 On 10 Elimination TagTeam match
(The New Day (Big E and/or Kofi Kingston and/or Xavier Woods), Sheamus and Cesaro, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson, Enzo Amore and Big Cass, and The Shining Stars (Primo and Epico)) Vs Team SmackDown (Heath Slater and Rhyno, The Hype Bros (Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley), American Alpha (Jason Jordan and Chad Gable), The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso), and Breezango (Tyler Breeze and Fandango))



-> Despite which side you’re taking, I think we can all agree that 18 dudes standing on the apron waiting for their respective hot tags is going to be ridiculous and make the match practically unwatchable for anyone in the first few rows just because they won’t be able to see shit. However, I am anxiously awaiting Breezango furiously issuing fashion police citations to Enzo Amore. Team Raw wins, survivors are Cass and Big E.

5. Cruiserweight Championship Match
Kalisto Vs Brian Kendrick. – If Kalisto Wins, Curserweight Team Shifts to Smackdown from Raw.

-> Gotta stick with the man with the plan here. Brian Kendrick rising out of his own ashes is one of my favorite things in wrestling right now, and he should be given the opportunity to become the villain of the division. And come on, you gotta keep the division on Raw. We absolutely need three hours for all the riveting… nah, I couldn’t do it with a straight face. Still, Kendrick is the pick here.

6. WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Sami Zayn Vs The Miz – If Zayn wins title gets transffered to raw.

-> Sami Zayn beats The Miz, wins the Intercontinental Championship, and it’s then revealed that Sami has signed with Smackdown.

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